Pictures by David ScanlanAct IWith apologies to any of the unfortunates in this totally fictitious narrative! |
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Ha Ha Ha. Caught in the Act! Sarah in full flow desperately trying to get the guys to all move together |
Ah, the proof that they can do it on their own! |
Damon (Nanki-Poo) desperate for a beer.... |
Pooh-Bah has the unfortunate job of telling Nanki-Poo that the pubs are just about to close.... |
Ah, and the waitresses come out to clear up to prove it... |
'Now don't be like that old chap - it's not the end of the world! Is it?' |
In wanders Ko-Ko Blair to inform everyone that he's extending the opening hours after all. |
Ah, now for the good bits! (Well, I am a bloke after all!) |
Not really enough leg you know... |
'Three Little Maids' in full flow. |
Oh Lord, she's at it again. Stop it! Don't you know that flirting is a Capital offense? |
You'd never guess the ears came from Las Vegas, would you? OK, maybe you might... |
OK, he's annoying. But that's no reason to deck him Pooh-Bar! |
Does he really have a bit of a personal hygiene problem?? |
Oh no, not flatulence too? |
Heavy on the Pink Gels, guys! |
Oh dear, I can feel a snog about to come on... |
Yep, there it is. |
Isn't there an old saying. Something like Obviously not applicable here then! |
Oh my Lord. What happened to the costume budget? |
Roll and Roll Baby!!! |
What is it about those ears? |
You've heard about bag ladies? |
Er, no, I really don't want any birds nests.... |
And no, she doesn't want any birds nests either! |
Look, none of us want any, so please go away! |
But you promised me you'd order some. Oh, did I? Can't remember. Sorry! |
Ah, the realisation strikes that no orders are going to come from here... |
Act II |
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| OK, I just like this picture, so it's going in. |
OK, so she's photogenic! |
Nanki-Poo: OK, so I won't be around in a month. Just remember 'Always look on the bright side of life...' |
Go a bit easy on the dabbing there - you don't want to have to get that makeup done again.... |
Ah, the head honcho pops in for a chat. |
Ah, and the head honcha in a demure frame of mind... |
She really doesn't like to be in the limelight you know... |
Er, what are you doing with those tassels? |
Let's see you get down and shimmy baby.... |
You can tell he really hated this bit, can't you?? |
'Yes, I really do hate being in the limelight' |
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