Pirates of Penzance, March 2002

Now David, will you remember the line tonight?	Young master, can I warm you up...	Er, no thank you!	Let's do the Locomotion!
Hey, maybe this isn't too bad after all...	Time for the first workout...	Now you're going to say that your father is a Major-General....	OK, so maybe he is!
What is he doing with his other hand to get that expression??	Psst: He's a bit buggered after the Pirate King got through with him. He needs a rest now...	We don't believe a word of it. Hop it mate!	Hannah keeping a close on her man and that femme fatale!
	Bananas, in the 1870s?	Sorry to break up the party... Well, actually, no I'm not!

What a brilliant atmosphere!	Well Tim, if you will ask what a Teddy is...	Where's Richard Gere? Actually, let's not go down that road....	This lot looks pretty dodgy to me.
Yup, definitely. And Ministry of Silly Walks too..	Even the girls are worried now.	Hooray, they're off!	Now that's not really the best thing to do now, is it?
I'm all for equality of the sexes!	You can just imagine the music can't you?	Hmmmmm. I'm sure there's a saying about a Policeman and his truncheon....	Just about time to run away...
Handsome bunch, particularly the one on the left!	Get back onto stage right now!	More exercise. And we didn't drop him once!	Told you they were dodgy!
Sally, you always wanted to get your hands on him in those trousers, didn't you!	Great fun! And I get to win too!	Simon, can you breathe down there????	I think she just goes for anything in trousers personally.
It's hard to be romantic when you're sweating like a pig..	Still sweating fit to bust... Almost time to peel ourselves apart...	What more can be said...	Helen didn't come out once, no matter what we asked Martin to do!
Organised chaos